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Socials

- Email Newsletter Sample - Recovered - 10k Subscribers
- Facebook Sample - Archived - 20k Followers
- Project Announcement - Patreon
- Single Release - Patreon/Twitter/Facebook

Podcasting Credits

- It's Haunted, What Now? - PT Script Editor/Writer
- Spotify Greenroom - True Crime Convos - Researcher/Script Writer
- It's Frightful - PT Script Editor/Writer
- Connections: The Podcast - Script Writer
- Connections: The Podcast - Producer
- 9th Story Studios - Assistant Producer

Creative Writing

- Script Samples

Blog Samples

- Blog Post - Published - Comedy Review
- Blog Post - Published - Instructional
- Blog Post Mockup - Photography Studio